Some of us are sure that God has a sense of humor. That comes from the bulges in all the wrong places and all the other mis-matched parts with which He has put us together.
Here's a little letter I found that I've had a lot of fun with. Format it on your computer and send it to a friend in the new year.
October 9, 2004
Mr. B. P. Jones
Dear Mr. Jones:
We wish to thank you for your recent letter and photographs, which we received. However, we will not be able to use your body in our centerfold.
On a scale of 0 to 10, your body was rated –2. The rating was done by a panel of women ranging in age from 65 to 75. We tried to have our panel of women in the 19 to 30 year old age bracket rate you, but we could not get them to stop laughing long enough.
Should the taste of American women ever change so drastically that they would want you in the centerfold, you will be notified by this office. In the meantime, don’t call us. We’ll call you.
Amanda Smith, Editor