Did you guys hear the Clinton joke:
Clinton dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Let me in," he says.
St. Peter asks, "Why should we let you into heaven?"
Clinton responds, "Well I did not do anything that is seriously wrong, and besides it all depends on the meaning of the word 'is.'"
St. Peter replies:
Well, let me put it this way,
We will send you to a place that is not too hot,
We will not say that it is forever,
And we will not say that it is hell.
Last edited by Elizabeth Maria; 01/25/08 09:54 PM.