You know something... I am tired of this all. I really am. I've got my teenage and my suicide tensions and my weight problem to look after, I don't need priests acting like unity is close just to impress the lay or people that actually believe the schism had nothing to do with politics between Byzantium and the Franks... Because politics is what the schism was all about.

Oh by the way, if the girl I fancy wants me to go inside an Orthodox church and swear at the Pope so she'll love me back I will. Because from what I realised so far, nor God nor His Church know anything about love...