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#172435 08/14/02 11:34 AM
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For fun, I post this one that I got in the email from a friend. I have no data on who wrote it.

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What happens when a president gets elected in a year with a "0" (zero) at the end? Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.
And LOOK! Year 2000 is where it lands!

1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (Assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (Survived Assassination Attempt)

2000: George Bush (???????)

And to think that we had 2 guys duking it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000.

You might be interested in this next part.
Have a history teacher explain this ---- If they can?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the
White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in
1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in
1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called a 'Lincoln' made by Ford.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a
warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a
theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their
trials!

And here's the kicker:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy, huh?

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What'ya think? eek

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The creepy thing is that I wanted to edit it but when I brought it up on the edit screen the text wasn't there - only my first two lines. Hmmmmmm. eek eek eek


Is this material for an historical chiasmus? :p

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I thought Kennedy was killed after Marilyn Monroe's death. Marilyn Monroe died on August of 1962. And Kennedy was killed November of 1963???

But the rest of the info...sure is creepy! Weird!

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Where are Mulder and Scully when you need them?

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This has been around for years. But it is quite interesting.

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eek eek eek

If I lived where most of you do I'd be getting worried now.

Very strange

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Here's a few more with corrections...

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Both were slain … in the presence of their wives.

Both "Lincoln" and "Kennedy" contain seven letters.

Their successors … were southern Democrats, and both were in the Senate.

Lincoln was a second child.
Kennedy was a second child.

The names Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson contain thirteen letters.

Booth and Ozwald were southerners favoring unpopular ideas. (Ozwald is said to have been a communist.)

Lincoln's secretary … advised him not to go to the theatre.
Kennedy's secretary … advised him not to go to Dallas.

Both assassins were killed … under mysterious circumstances in each case.

Both assassinations were thought to be connected to a larger conspiracy.

Both Johnsons were from towns that were 15 minutes from Johnson City, Tennessee

Both Johnsons faced the next election against men whose names began with "G"
(Grant and Goldwater.)

Both successors left the presidency in disgrace without running for reelection.

Abraham Lincoln died in 1865.
Andrew Johnson died in 1875.

John F. Kennedy died in 1963;
Lyndon Johnson died in 1973.

Both presidents were shot while seated next to their wife.

Both assassins initials add up to a total of 35
(L + H + O = 12 + 8 + 15 = 35)
(J + W + B = 10 + 23 + 2 = 35)


Some problems to contend with …

Some have contended that Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy, and Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln, but this is NOT true. . . The guy named Kennedy that worried about Lincoln's safety was the Superintendent of Police in New York.

Some have also said that John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839 and Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. However, Booth was actually born in 1838.

Forget the Marilyn Monroe - Monroe, Maryland connection; Marilyn Monroe died over a year before President Kennedy was assassinated.

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Dear Cantor and future Church leader Joe,

Haven't you ever heard of such a thing as pure coincidence? smile

There is also a cult in your Grand Republic that worships John Kennedy as a deity. I understand they do qualify for tax-exempt status.

There was never a cult following for Lincoln, but there is a stained glass window depicting him in the Polish National Catholic Cathedral in Pennsylvania, the only one of its kind, if I'm not mistaken.

Alex

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Alex,

I know. This was just for fun.

I also find typology an interesting field of inquiry.

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Dear J Thur:

I think we should forward this to ex-Vice President Al Gore, partly to convince him to drop permanently his beard (unsightly!) and his Presidential Bid (because he is damned luckier than "W") and more to assure him that: yes!, he may pursue his claim to authorship (and, therefore, copyright) of the "Internet" and "global warming!"

Ole!


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Dear Cantor and Mentor Joe,

Yes, typology is truly interesting!

In the good old days when one wanted to assassinate a king, one tried to do it prior to the Rite of Coronation that had sacramental significance.

To kill an anointed King was considered a much graver sin that implied automatic excommunication.

Sin as we might, no one wanted to be excommunicated . . .

I think your Republic should at least consider having a Constitutional Monarch.

It's a much more scriptural form of government, for one thing . . .

Alex

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Really? Didn't the Israelites do better under a tribal confederacy when they listened and followed God's law? The monarchy came when they wanted to be like the others (read: pagans).

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Dear Cantor and Bible Expert Joe,

So the achievements of Kings David and Solomon were . . .what, chopped liver?

And what do you have against pagans?

Solomon, at one time, simply LOVED them!

Alex

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"So the achievements of Kings David and Solomon were . . .what, chopped liver?"

Read the prophets. wink

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Dear Amado:

I suppose yours remarks were made in good fun, but I like for people to recognize that the the establishment of the internet was a government project, which required a great deal of vision on the part of its backers.

Also please read:
http://www.firstmonday.dk/issues/issue5_10/wiggins/

djs

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