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#188026 06/16/06 05:57 PM
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Alexandr, I promise it wasn't me who signed you up for that online dating service! shocked

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Got the same message. Heck, I was looking forward to the easy $1,350,000. I thought he picked me out because I am a Banker. Even spoke to my Bank's Discount Brokerage guy. He agreed to place the $$$ in a real flier in exchange for a cut of my cut! biggrin

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WHAT!!!! There aren't any 6 foot blond haired, blue eyed Russian girls in Nigeria?????? I want a refund! smile

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Alexandr,

I actually found a 6 foot Russian Orthodox Dentist for you. It seems perfect if she's really real. biggrin Here's a picture for you:

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The kids are in bed and my wife is at her mom's house so I got nothing to do. shocked

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Alexandr,

I actually found a 6 foot Russian Orthodox Dentist for you. It seems perfect if she's really real. biggrin Here's a picture for you:

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The kids are in bed and my wife is at her mom's house so I got nothing to do. shocked
LOL!! I'll pass on the dentist, Dr Eric. I'm at the point in my life where the quality (and quantity!) of the piroshki she can make outweighs her academic achievements any day! What this country needs is a school to teach women how to be babyshkas! (I'll sit back and wait for the women to roast me alive!) wink

Alexandr

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LOL!! I'll pass on the dentist, Dr Eric. I'm at the point in my life where the quality (and quantity!) of the piroshki she can make outweighs her academic achievements any day! What this country needs is a school to teach women how to be babyshkas! (I'll sit back and wait for the women to roast me alive!) wink

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Dear Alexandr,

I think the women on the forum will wait until the future Mrs Slavipodvizhnik is your bride. Then they will let her do that for them biggrin . Just remember the customary wedding gifts for her will be an iron skillet, rolling pin, and the new best seller with expanded illustrations, "How to Slow Roast Your New Chauvanist Husband" written by the Grand Army of Orthodox Babyshkas. eek I believe they may have already started the collection for them.

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Everyone baptized into Christ should pass progressively through all the stages of Christ's own life, for in baptism he receives the power so to progress, and through the commandments he can discover and learn how to accomplish such progression. - Saint Gregory of Sinai
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Dear Alexandr,

I think the women on the forum will wait until the future Mrs Slavipodvizhnik is your bride. Then they will let her do that for them [Big Grin] . Just remember the customary wedding gifts for her will be an iron skillet, rolling pin, and the new best seller with expanded illustrations, "How to Slow Roast Your New Chauvanist Husband" written by the Grand Army of Orthodox Babyshkas. [Eek!] I believe they may have already started the collection for them.

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biggrin biggrin biggrin

#188033 06/19/06 06:30 PM
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Alexandr,

Here's the funny part in all of this. The website I got her picture from also listed recipes that she specializes in! biggrin

I guess the president of the webiste knows the quickest way to a man's heart! biggrin

That lady whose picture I posted actually speicalizes in pierogies!!! biggrin

Dr. Eric

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I think she would be welcomed in any kitchen. CDL

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Alexandr,

Here's the funny part in all of this. The website I got her picture from also listed recipes that she specializes in! biggrin

I guess the president of the webiste knows the quickest way to a man's heart! biggrin

That lady whose picture I posted actually speicalizes in pierogies!!! biggrin

Dr. Eric
OK, good enought for me! I'll tolerate the education for good Pyrohy/Piroshki/Pelmeni. Did it say anything about her ability to clean? wink I guess I better sit down and write a letter to her father!

Alexandr, (Who truly enjoys stirring the pot!) biggrin

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Alexandr,

You better watch out, I believe that collection our women members of the forum are taking up may have extra for the firewood, matches and lighter fluid, not mention the spit. It should be considered as a "house warming" gift for the MRS biggrin .

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Everyone baptized into Christ should pass progressively through all the stages of Christ's own life, for in baptism he receives the power so to progress, and through the commandments he can discover and learn how to accomplish such progression. - Saint Gregory of Sinai
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There is one guy who played along with these scammers. He had a page up. It was pretty funny to read.

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OK, good enought for me! I'll tolerate the education for good Pyrohy/Piroshki/Pelmeni. Did it say anything about her ability to clean? wink I guess I better sit down and write a letter to her father!

Alexandr, (Who truly enjoys stirring the pot!) biggrin
Sorry Alexandr, it doesn't mention cleaning skills, well... except maybe your teeth! biggrin


She also cooks Borscht with meat and "Hussar Roast" if you're still interested. biggrin

Dr. Eric
Whose Grandma invented stirring the pot!

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Dr Eric,

The women on the Forum have not sent your wife the above mentioned "house warming" gift yet. So I would be on my best posting behavior if I were you wink biggrin .

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