Check on "Liturgy" and for Tuesday you will see the commemoration of the feast of Sts. Eeyore and Piglet, "committed partners".
Those two have never been in a very high place in my devotions anyway, but Wednesday looks interesting as the Patriarch will celebrate the Beatification of the Servant of God Lolo Ferrari, Protomartyr of Eurotrash, and I can only imagine the "heights" the congregation will reach when they listen to the preacher: Dr. Helmut Implantz, the Institute for Coproreal Enlargement, Zurich.
A little bit surprising is that on that same day Evensong is scheduled to be celebrated by the Anti Vice Dean at 4:37. Odd hour, but since it will be in the Chapel of Lot's Wife, I suppose we should take that schedule with a grain of salt. I rather attend the Matins celebrated by the Pro Vice Dean (much more progressive ideas from this one) at 5:00 am, in the Chappel of the VII Sleepers of Ephesus, if I can make it, that will be VIII of us.
Next day, Matins are too early in the Chapel of Ss. Hermes and Apollo, but the 217th Annual Marsupial Service looks very attractive.
I will not attend on Saturday, since the sermon by His Divinity the Sai of Baba will only be perceptible to those who have attained a higher state of consciousness, and I don't do that on Saturdays.
Shalom,
Memo
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