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I found a book that informs its people about how to handle an inquistion. It tells how to handle the questions. It offers suggestions of how not to get burned at the stake. It even has drawings telling you to request dry wood and not green. The dry wood is hotter and burns faster.
This is from a real organization too.
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It also will tell you how to survive an hour of worship in an un-airconditioned church too. And how to properly worship without injuring others.
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Remember, request the dry wood not the green wood if you are going to be burnt at the stake. And practicing witchcraft might lead you to getting burnt at the stake... according to the handbook.
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I want a copy. I NEED a copy!  Σώσον, Κύριε, καί διαφύλαξον η�άς από τών Βασιλιάνικων τάξεων!
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Originally posted by Pyrohy:
I found a book that informs its people about how to handle an inquistion. Dear Pyrohy, Does it have an ISBN number? Nick
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If not illustrations and excerpts would be appreciated.
Everyone baptized into Christ should pass progressively through all the stages of Christ's own life, for in baptism he receives the power so to progress, and through the commandments he can discover and learn how to accomplish such progression. - Saint Gregory of Sinai
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ISBN 0806651792
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm collecting dry wood to keep in my vehicle just in case!!!
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It might be well to keep one's favorite sort of Italian sausages on hand. Then, if being burned at the stake, one could cook the sausages in the flames and eat them, happily, while the irresistible fragrance was wafting one heavenward. (Upon arrival in heaven one is served milk and honey - and an Imperial Torte).
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And good Belgian Beer and chocolate.
Everyone baptized into Christ should pass progressively through all the stages of Christ's own life, for in baptism he receives the power so to progress, and through the commandments he can discover and learn how to accomplish such progression. - Saint Gregory of Sinai
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Are you expecting the Spanish Inquisition?
[answer: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"]
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Dear Father Anthony,
Alas, the Belgian chocolate would probably melt in the flames. And the beer would not be a survivor either - although, having said that, it's only fair to continue with the remark that one can marinate various sorts of meat in beer with good results. Enjoy!
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What about Marshmallows for s'mores? Another good campfire food.
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I gave the isbn, anyone figure it out yet? I thought there would be more interest in such an important topic for today's world 
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Pyrohy,
I figured it out. I need to read "What to bring to potluck"
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Somewhere I have a cookbook with a chapter on "The Covered Dish Supper - or - How to Bring the Water for the Lemonade".
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