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How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197736 09/24/05 08:11 PM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... O Orthodox Pyrohy OP Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member OP Orthodox Pyrohy Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member O Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... I found a book that informs its people about how to handle an inquistion. It tells how to handle the questions. It offers suggestions of how not to get burned at the stake. It even has drawings telling you to request dry wood and not green. The dry wood is hotter and burns faster. This is from a real organization too.

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197737 09/24/05 08:13 PM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... O Orthodox Pyrohy OP Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member OP Orthodox Pyrohy Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member O Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... It also will tell you how to survive an hour of worship in an un-airconditioned church too. And how to properly worship without injuring others.

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197738 09/24/05 08:19 PM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... O Orthodox Pyrohy OP Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member OP Orthodox Pyrohy Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member O Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... Remember, request the dry wood not the green wood if you are going to be burnt at the stake. And practicing witchcraft might lead you to getting burnt at the stake... according to the handbook.

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197739 09/24/05 08:36 PM Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,177 Ѳулκαндρα KO63AP Member KO63AP Member Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,177 Ѳулκαндρα I want a copy. I NEED a copy! Σώσον, Κύριε, καί διαφύλαξον η�άς από τών Βασιλιάνικων τάξεων!

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197740 09/24/05 08:57 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 674 u.s.a. nicholas Member nicholas Member Joined: May 2003 Posts: 674 u.s.a. Quote Originally posted by Pyrohy: I found a book that informs its people about how to handle an inquistion. Dear Pyrohy, Does it have an ISBN number? Nick

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197741 09/25/05 01:48 AM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,437 New York Father Anthony Administrator Member Father Anthony Administrator Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,437 New York If not illustrations and excerpts would be appreciated. Everyone baptized into Christ should pass progressively through all the stages of Christ's own life, for in baptism he receives the power so to progress, and through the commandments he can discover and learn how to accomplish such progression. - Saint Gregory of Sinai

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197742 09/25/05 04:00 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... O Orthodox Pyrohy OP Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member OP Orthodox Pyrohy Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member O Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... ISBN 0806651792 Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm collecting dry wood to keep in my vehicle just in case!!!

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197743 09/25/05 08:48 PM Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,517 . I incognitus Member incognitus Member I Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,517 . It might be well to keep one's favorite sort of Italian sausages on hand. Then, if being burned at the stake, one could cook the sausages in the flames and eat them, happily, while the irresistible fragrance was wafting one heavenward. (Upon arrival in heaven one is served milk and honey - and an Imperial Torte). Incognitus

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197744 09/25/05 08:51 PM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,437 New York Father Anthony Administrator Member Father Anthony Administrator Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,437 New York And good Belgian Beer and chocolate. Everyone baptized into Christ should pass progressively through all the stages of Christ's own life, for in baptism he receives the power so to progress, and through the commandments he can discover and learn how to accomplish such progression. - Saint Gregory of Sinai

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197745 09/25/05 09:54 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 674 u.s.a. nicholas Member nicholas Member Joined: May 2003 Posts: 674 u.s.a. Are you expecting the Spanish Inquisition? [answer: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"]

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197746 09/26/05 06:50 AM Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,517 . I incognitus Member incognitus Member I Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,517 . Dear Father Anthony, Alas, the Belgian chocolate would probably melt in the flames. And the beer would not be a survivor either - although, having said that, it's only fair to continue with the remark that one can marinate various sorts of meat in beer with good results. Enjoy! Incognitus

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197747 09/26/05 11:11 AM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 409 Joliet Katie g Member Katie g Member Joined: May 2003 Posts: 409 Joliet What about Marshmallows for s'mores? Another good campfire food. -Katie g

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197748 09/27/05 11:40 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... O Orthodox Pyrohy OP Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member OP Orthodox Pyrohy Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member O Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... I gave the isbn, anyone figure it out yet? I thought there would be more interest in such an important topic for today's world

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197749 09/27/05 01:17 PM Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 648 Pittsburgh D domilsean Orthodox domilsean Member domilsean Orthodox domilsean Member D Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 648 Pittsburgh Pyrohy, I figured it out. I need to read "What to bring to potluck"

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197750 09/27/05 08:59 PM Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,517 . I incognitus Member incognitus Member I Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,517 . Somewhere I have a cookbook with a chapter on "The Covered Dish Supper - or - How to Bring the Water for the Lemonade". Incognitus

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197751 09/27/05 09:17 PM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,532 NW, USA Porter Member Porter Member Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,532 NW, USA Why do these "inquistion talks" always lead to chocolate chat? Cheers with ROFL! and tongue way in cheek! :p

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197752 09/28/05 01:56 AM Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,930 Irondale,AL Pani Rose Member Pani Rose Member Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,930 Irondale,AL Why do these "inquistion talks" always lead to chocolate chat? [Confused] It's the ultimate feel good food? Feel good while you are burning at the stake! :p Works for me. Makes sence to me. I wonder if they offer choclate in place of the cigarette since smoking is not allowed anymore, I guess the only smoking will be from the fire at the stake.

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197753 09/28/05 08:30 AM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,532 NW, USA Porter Member Porter Member Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,532 NW, USA It's the ultimate feel good food. milk chocholate works for me. white chocholate works for me. dark chocholate does not work for me. Well, two outa three --not bad.. :p :rolleyes:

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197754 09/28/05 02:39 PM Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,930 Irondale,AL Pani Rose Member Pani Rose Member Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,930 Irondale,AL Yeah but Porter - See the problem is, you are giving up your fast when you are on that stake if you are eating other than dark choclate. There you can have the joy. Pani Rose

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197755 09/29/05 02:45 AM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,532 NW, USA Porter Member Porter Member Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,532 NW, USA Quote Originally posted by Pani Rose: Yeah but Porter - See the problem is, you are giving up your fast when you are on that stake if you are eating other than dark choclate. There you can have the joy. Pani Rose Ahhhhh/ummmm /yummmm too! God loves you and me and showers these blessings upon us. See my last post on Focus on Scripture thread on God is love...1 John 4:16 last line of my last post. It is raining chocolates! A shower from above? :p Porter

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197756 10/04/05 12:54 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... O Orthodox Pyrohy OP Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member OP Orthodox Pyrohy Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member O Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... Still noone has figured out the book?

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197757 10/04/05 12:57 AM Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,310 Church Militant Gaudior Member Gaudior Member Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,310 Church Militant I didn't know if you wanted it posted...someone else got it long ago... Gaudior, thinking "Those crazy Lutherans" :p

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197758 10/04/05 01:04 AM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,437 New York Father Anthony Administrator Member Father Anthony Administrator Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,437 New York Why not? Father Anthony+, whose known the answer from the outset Everyone baptized into Christ should pass progressively through all the stages of Christ's own life, for in baptism he receives the power so to progress, and through the commandments he can discover and learn how to accomplish such progression. - Saint Gregory of Sinai

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197759 10/04/05 04:00 PM Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,134 Southern California T Theist Gal Member Theist Gal Member T Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,134 Southern California Quote Originally posted by Pyrohy: Still noone has figured out the book? Is this it? [amazon.com]

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197760 10/04/05 08:26 PM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... O Orthodox Pyrohy OP Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member OP Orthodox Pyrohy Forum Keilbasa Sleuth Member O Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,516 In the Alleghenies, the mother... DOH! Sorry Domilsean, I saw you said you got it a few posts back. Yep, that is the book. Being Burnt at the Stake [http]

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197761 10/04/05 10:44 PM Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,517 . I incognitus Member incognitus Member I Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,517 . Obviously, one should equip oneself with a fire-proof stake knife. Incognitus

Re: How to handle an inquistion and getting burned at the stake.. do you know how? #197762 10/04/05 11:26 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,440 White Plains, N.Y. Z Zenovia Member Zenovia Member Z Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,440 White Plains, N.Y. Okay! Is it the Lutheran Handbook? Please pity me and tell me. I take a long time to catch on, I am a little slow you know. If it is, how far back do the writings go? Zenovia