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I am most terribly sorry, Zenovia. I freely admit that my Slavic prejudices have shown themselves. You see, my great-grandmother's name was Zenovia, so I assumed....

In the spirit of Old Cal. Cheesefare weekend, I implore your forgiveness.

Yours,

hal

"Hmmmm! Sounds like a sexual identity problem to me."
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You know you're right. I just found out I'm really a man.

It seems all my life, I wondered why I didn't think like a woman. No jealousy, always logical and objective. (No offense to other women intended).

Then one day, I found out why. They made a study in Germany and found out that the reason men park cars better is because they are high in spacial relations.

Hey, I'm very high in spacial relation, so that's why I could park in the smallest spaces. Well you all figured me out. I'm really a man. My daughter really laughed when I told her that.

As for the blond... see I could admire her looks. As for the other women, you should have heard what they said about her. Tsk! Tsk! And they have daughters too.

Zenovia

Dear Hal,

I forgive you for whatever you want me to forgive you for. Frankly I don't know.

As for the born again, it is that one moment that one changes one's perspective and starts entering into a state of Grace.

Of course it's a constant growth process from then on. Nothing wrong though in calling that moment, 'born again in the spirit'.