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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1) Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
2) Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home for Christmas
3) Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4) Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...........
5) Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are
6) Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Us
7) Borderline Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll Not Tell You Why
8) Full Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
10) Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11) Senile Dementia - Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13) Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14) Attention Deficit Disorder - We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!
I'm experiencing a few of these...
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 Anhelyna - who wonders about herself from time to time
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My wife and I thought those were hilarious!!! 
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As someone who has numerous family members and friends who have suffered from mental illness, I do not this to be humorous in the least. Rather, I find it to be thoroughly offensive.
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As one who herself suffers from depression and borderline personality disorders, who has one cousin who's bipolar with a side of seasonal affective disorder and another cousin who's schizophrenic, and whose mother has senile dementia, I thought they were hilarious! Gee those antidepressants really do work!
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If I have offended sorry...I have a few people in my family with problems...including myself which I noted in the original post, and I find no problems with it.
If the moderators deem it hurtful then let it be locked.
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This is a fallen world, and original sin effects everything and everyone. If you dig deep enough you'll find we're all mentally ill in some compacity. And I say this as the first of the mentally disturbed among you.
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