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I thought it was funny.

Brother Eric,

Some of your jokes are understood of this soul, some not. It is a matter of cultural perspectives, no doubt.

However, I smiled. Thank you.

The humour of quality is always welcome. I do not know why or how, but it is a part of our nature.

Thinking of this topic and posts, I remembered the novel of Umberto Eco, the Name of the Rose.

Marian+

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Damn, there go the lights again...

"You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them."

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!

I personally enjoyed the lot! Thanks Dr. Eric!

Marian, how does it remind you of the Name of the Rose?

I love Eco, though I feel his earlier work is superior to his current stuff. I LOVED Baudolino -- everyone here should read that one to get a good West/East perspective! -- and Focault's Pendulum, but I've never been able to get through the Island of The Day Before.

But I digress....

Administrators, please allow MORE doctor jokes!