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The Pope & Hillary
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually,
the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexandr that's the best Hillary joke I have EVER heard! LOL
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That's wicked - and I love it!
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ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
Good one! Love it!
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The holy father would not slap someone. I find this tasteless, whatever one thinks of Ms. Clinton.
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St. Nicholas of Myra slapped Arius.
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Sometimes I wish my spiritual Father would slap me!
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Lance lighten up it was a joke and I thought it was Hilaryous. LOL
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Oh yeah, and St. Josemaria Escriva cold cocked some guy because he said something about St. Josemaria's mom.
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"The violent bear it away..."
Great joke! (sorry, Lance! :-))
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Oh yeah, and St. Josemaria Escriva cold cocked some guy because he said something about St. Josemaria's mom. Just because the action was performed by someone who would ultimately be declared a saint does not make that action morally correct. Ryan
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Oh yeah, and St. Josemaria Escriva cold cocked some guy because he said something about St. Josemaria's mom. Just because the action was performed by someone who would ultimately be declared a saint does not make that action morally correct. Ryan Ok, well then Jesus drove the money changers out of the temple with a horse whip. I fail to see the immorality in this. Jason
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