Question: What's the difference between a squashed lawyer on a highway and a squashed chimpmunk on a highway ?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the chimpmunk ?
A truck driver was driving his semi along a highway and came opon a priest hitchhiking. He stopped and picked up the priest.
Several miles along he came on a lawyer hitchhiking and thought he'd swerve to run over him, but at the last minute swung away because he remembered he had the priest in the cab with him.
He said to the priest, "Father, I'm sorry I had this terrible urge to run over that lawyer but at the last minute I thought to spare him."
"That's all right, my son," said the priest. "I got him with the door."